Life through Xiana's eyes

• On her birthday I let Xiana run wild with my camera for a while. This is what she sees.... minus the 500 pictures of every single item in our house.
  

Dad cooking dinner...
Mom cutting vegetables...
Her own transvestite make-up-ed face...
glitter lips...
And mommy laying on the floor.

• She has gotten to be an incredible story teller. She often begins with "my daddy tells stories about a galaxy far far away."
• Once while adjusting my mirror and holding a cup while driving Xiana exclaimed, "this car can drive by itself!"
• Brian regularly complains that he isn't going to make it. One night Xiana said, "if my daddy dies we'll have to buy a new one."
• She proudly pronounced, "everybody needs me!"
• In her prayers one night she said, "please bless my babies to sleep."
• I've heard her countless times telling people that "when we die we go live with Jesus and Heavenly Father."
• She asked, "Is Jesus in our ward?"
• Her one to one correspondence is amazing.... but she's taken it one step further. Now, compliments of Dora, she counts everything in Spanish!
• One morning while driving to my parents after a particularly late night she asked, "mommy, are you happy?" "yes," I replied, "are you?" "No! I'm too sleepy to be happy."
• I had a wallet photo sitting on the desk and she asked if she could play with it. I said sure and then noticing the picture mentioned that I should put it on the wall. She said she would do it for me and I laughed explaining that I would put a bigger one up on the wall. She said, "oh, let me just zoom it out for you... zooooom!"
• At the pumpkin patch there was a petting zoo and Xiana said, "I think that goat farted a stinky fart."
• One day I was mad at her for something and I angrily asked, "what are you doing?!" She promptly replied, "not making a good choice."
• One night I caught her with her hand in the toilet and freaked. I yelled and told her to never do that again. A fem minutes later Brian asked if I even bothered to question why she did it. I hadn't. She explained, " I was counting my poops."